TERMS

There’s a lesson here and I’m not going to be the one to figure it out. This is it, Morty! It’s full circle from the pilot! Full circle! … Oh, I guess we, uh… I guess we both just had to take a shit. The fucking amish bitch shot me! Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal?

Sum-Sum, let’s go! Grandpa’s concern for your safety is fleeting! What, you think I’d waste our home teaching you a fucking lesson? I am gonna miss this place, though: Johnny Carson’s still alive and on the air, 9/11 never happened, and Rocky Road ice cream has peanut butter and jelly instead of marshmallows. It’s fine, everythings is fine. theres an infinite number of realities Morty, and in a few dozens of those i got lucky and turned everything back to normal. Aw, man! I really liked this life! Well, at least I didn’t really crap my pants.

You know what shy pooping is, Rick? Oh good job Morty! You killed my best customer but you saved a mind reading fart! My appearance is designed to be familiar and to put you at ease. We are created to serve a singular purpose, for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill!

Cause he roped me into this! This is because you give Morty Smith bad grades, bitch! If you’re talking to a cat, it’s an abnormal event, unrelated to me. Like when you went to Pluto or fucked my daughter. Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can’t. They blew up.