COOKIE

Rick, is this a Saw thing? Are you seriously Sawing the Vindicators? Don’t be a baby! You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty! Just do the same thing here and we’ll be fine! Yea. If you spend all day shuffling words around you can make anything sound bad, Morty. Like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office? You ever hear about Wall Street Morty? You know what those guys do in their fancy board rooms? They take their balls and dip ’em in cocaine and wipe ’em all over each other. You know Grandpa goes around and he does his business in public because grandpa isn’t shady.

Your blood will be my lotion! Ooohhh can do. Beth, your son is dying! Say good-bye! Wow I really crononberg’d up the whole place huh Morty, just a bunch a cronenbergs walkin around.

Awwww thanks, bitch! Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die! Sometimes science is a lot more art, than science. A lot of people don’t get that. He’s not a hot girl. He can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else’s.

Aw, c’mon Rick. That doesn’t seem so bad. Nobody’s killing me until after I catch my wife with another man. I’m sorry, Morty. It’s a bummer. In reality you’re as dumb as they come. I mean, why would a poptart want to live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?